My friend had her baby today. C-section. Scary ass business, but I'm so happy everything went okay and the baby is 6 pounds, she named her Bailey which is a fucking badass name. I can't wait to see her!!!! It's so funny because we always used to talk about being terrified of giving birth and how we'd never have kids, and she's the first one in my close circle to pop one out. Ironically, her twin sister is next to give birth.

I am not sure if I'll ever have children, it's still something I kind of have a neurotic feeling about. But if I do, I'm definitely not popping that thing out of my vag. Fuck THAT.