PIZZA BAGELS YESSSS

I was so excited to try and apply at American Apparel, I don't know how they do shit there, but I was late for the open call due to public transportation circumstances, and when I showed up the lady told me that they already hired everyone. I am CONVINCED it's because I'm not a hipster. I'm so bummed, I feel like I am never going to escape Burlington. Fuckkkkkkkkkk that. Anyways, I got a haircut today. It rules. I finally feel like I can look in the mirror and say 'Well, I'd fuck me.'